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The Dalai Parma is one powerfull mystic! Said to reside somewhere on or near State Road Park, he will occasionally respond to our readers questions:
Question 1: Who do see winning in next years Presidential Election?
Answer: The Oil Companies.
Question 2: Will there be any surprises?
Answer: Yes. Hillary Clinton will announce that she is one of Bill Clinton's 13 horcruxes. Mitt Romney will admit that he was really raised by Buddhist monks in the Himalayas. John McCain will explain that he died 5 years ago from old age but doctors refused to pull the plug. Al Gore will join the race after a late night vision from the ghost of Ronald Reagan revealing to him that Hillary Clinton is "no John Kennedy".
Question 3: What will be the big issue in next year's election?
Answer: Whether or not the fall of Iran was the result of thermite explosions and a Secret CIA operation, or Islamic radicals.
Question 4: Who will win the GQ award for best dressed male among the Candidates?
Answer: Hillary Clinton
Question 5: And Best dressed female?
Answer: Don't know, but I predict that John McCain will appear in Campaign Ads riding "Trigger", Roy Rogers stuffed horse.
Question 6: Who will have the Best Campaign Slogan?
Answer: 1. Hillary Clinton: "I did have sex with that woman".
2. John McCain: "One heartbeat away from the cemetary"
3. Mitt Romney: "Lets grow wealthy together, America!"
4. Rudy Giuliani: "This Election has nothing to do with 9/11!"
5. Barack Obama: "The other Black Candidate"
6. John Edwards: "Because you can't trust women or black people"
7. Ron Paul: "Because its been awhile since the last assassination."